To The Person Who Stole The Salt Grinders From Dawn on the Amazon Cafe

by Captain Bill

Fucking low life thief!!! You know those salt grinders can not be replaced in Iquitos. Do the work and get your own salt grinders like we did. We have 100 kilos of salt from Maras with no fluoride added. How much Maras salt do you have asshole. We have a large grinder in our kitchen that we will use. When you run out of salt, bring those grinders back.

Bill Grimes

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Debbie Blair July 12, 2014 at 5:06 am

Sad that people have to steal Bill. Wish I were there for some of the Maras salt! I remember how delicious it was woken I trekked to the Maras site by horseback a few years back, and yes I brought a bag home with me. Hope your grinders are returned.

2 Mike collis July 12, 2014 at 8:27 am

Come on now Bill there is no need for that sort of language.

3 Tess Dawson July 12, 2014 at 10:09 am

I think Bill’s reaction is spot-on. Language justified!

4 Tess Dawson July 12, 2014 at 1:39 pm

I hate thieves, too, Bill! Language totally justified!!

5 Don July 12, 2014 at 6:07 pm

I feel your pain, Bill, but writing when you’re emotional or angry leads to sloppiness. There should be a question mark, not a period, after “asshole.”

6 Rosemary Underhay July 12, 2014 at 11:53 pm

Don’t let the bastards get you down, Bill! Give me your address and I will send you some more. Then you hide a gps in them and catch the next villain (it might even be the same one). And then we can keelhaul him/her/them in croc-infested waters and put them on a salt-free diet for the rest of their miserable, vile, craven lives. R xxx

7 Captain Bill July 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm

Thanks for your support everyone. Rosemary I like your style hahahahahajajajaj…

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