Pirate Monkeys Board Boat On Way To Butterfly Farm

by Captain Bill

Pirate Monkeys Board Boat On Way To Butterfly Farm

Breaking News…Just in, 12 minutes ago…News sources in Iquitos Peru report Pirate monkeys board Dawn on the Amazon. Captain Bill Grimes held hostage.

A pirate monkey disguised as part of the Pilpintuwasi Butterfly Farm sign.

A pirate monkey disguised as part of the Pilpintuwasi Butterfly Farm sign.

Pirate monkeys attacked Dawn on the Amazon as the boat entered the territorial waters of the Amazon Animal Orphanage and Pilpintuwasi Butterfly Farm. Several of the Monkey Buccaneers swung on board and demanded booty. When the crew refused, the pirates took Captain Bill Grimes hostage and demanded a ransom of bananas, and snacks.

Monkey pirate swings on board near butterfly farm.

Monkey pirate swings on board near butterfly farm.

The Captain of the Port and the Coast Guard were alerted. Led by Tecnico Eddie Collantes, the Coast Guard and Marines descended in full force, routed the monkey pirates sending them back to their hideouts, and rescued the tourists and crew of Dawn on the Amazon.

Butterfly Farm Buccaneer.

Butterfly Farm Buccaneer.

Cristina Alegria, the director of tourism says; “This is the second attack in two days. Monkey Pirates are becoming more of a problem and are bad for tourism. Something must be done. Perhaps it is time to hire mercenaries to stop the monkey pirates.”

This is clearly a case of organized crime. When the pirates swung on board one of the crew of Dawn on the Amazon, Edson Marinho, overheard the war lord Chavo, give an order in monkey spanish, “Take everything you can and give nothing back.”

A Butterfly Farm Buccaneer.

A Butterfly Farm Buccaneer.

Captain Bill Grimes says, “They were too fast for us. In no time they had stolen our snacks, extra flashlight batteries, our toilet paper, and to add insult to injury, one of the monkey pirates took a dump in our shower bucket.”

A senior UN official who asked not to be identified for this story, says it is “difficult to determine which monkey buccaneer is Robin Hood, and which is Captain Hook.”

Is it Robin Hood or Captain Hook?

Is this Robin Hood or Captain Hook?

Junior is the cute one. In the movie, Dawn on the Amazon and the Monkey Pirates, Junior will be played by Johnny Depp.

Junior attacks Marmelita but she seems to like it.

Junior attacks Marmelita.

These photos of the monkey pirates were taken clandestinely by David Leer, one of the hostages.

Dawn on the Amazon and hostages escape the monkey pirates clutches.

Dawn on the Amazon and hostages escape the monkey pirates clutches.

Pirate Monkeys Board Boat On Way To Butterfly Farm

Captain Bill Grimes, Dawn on the Amazon

Stay tuned for more adventures from the movie Dawn on the Amazon and the Monkey Pirates, starring Johnny Depp as Junior.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dottie Bonnett July 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm

Wish we were back there where it’s so much cooler. A record in Seattle today. I’ll be sure David sees this. Hope you’re feeling better!

2 Olivia Smith May 4, 2010 at 11:21 pm

Looks like this “Robin Hood” movie would be a great movie to watch just like the movie about King Arthur.,;;

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